sicko

I have this annoying cough that won't go away. It's snatching my sleep everynight since I have to run to the loo everytime I cough and the phlegm shoots up. Even without the phlegm, the cough shakes me awake anyway.
I close my eyes, body limp from exhaustion, I finally doze off. Then the spasms start and I launch into a coughing fit. Aloha! I'm awake again. This is bullshit!

brain drain

Just how boring can life be when you're working?
I think I need to inject some excitement into my bland life.
I'm planning to conjure this secret identity whereby I can probe into people's life and learn more.
The only thing that is holding me back is, how the hell should I go about doing it?

Today, I went out with 3 of my 4 boyfriends. The 4th one had to work so he couldn't join us. I see 2 of my boyfriends straying away from me. Roon had his old flame. An had his old flame AND his new flame. Luckily I had Mr.Zuko aka Boyfriend No.1. And I had Lam with me. So I was happy for awhile. I'm talking crap. That's mean, it's time to turn in and rest my drained brain and exhausted body.

what's new

Updates:


- A ninja stole my taxi.
- I'm popping so many pills, when I burp I smell like a hospital.
- I'm drinking vitagens and eating bananas everyday to kill constipation.
- The girls are on Mission Hello.
- I miss dancing.
- I didn't win the Toto 10million.
- I miss having loads of time on my hands.
- I need to cut my hair.

happy people

Happy 6th Anniversary to the 2 of you.
Happy Chinese New Year to 1 of you.

chemistry

Chinese New Year is Chinese New Year.
I can't help thinking that CNY is some bio-hazardous chemical pretending to be Chinese New Year.

If you were to meet me on the streets and you ask me what the active ingredient in Darlie toothpaste is, I can tell you without giving it an extra thought that it is Sodium Monofluorophosphate. Really.
I'm a genius!!