Lian Ah Lian!

Ahhahhaha!

Once upon a time, I went to my newly assigned secondary school and found a goondoo-looking girl with a 2-part-ponytail and pinned-up fringe sitting right infront of my class filling up some forms. The next year, we were all sporting short hair with some beansprouts dangling down our foreheads.

Yes I really terrorised the poor Angmoh-Speaking Boy who dumped the watermelon back into her hands which in turn started tears swimming about in her eyes. And of course railed at all his accomplices at Centrepoint McDonalds like a ChaoAhLian. HAHHAHAHHAA!

Yes I promised to paint a jungle in her room when she gets married so she and Mr Wong can play Tarzan and Jane in the privacy of their room. And have since decided to add a Hello Kitty somewhere for her to discover one fine day.

Yes I'm one of the not-shy self-acclaimed KARAOKE JIE MEI HUA who can stand in the middle of a pub and sing like there's no tomorrow.

Yes I'm one of the 2 suay girls who got caught by the manager for making lunch arrangements over the phone when we should be going "Morning 169, this is *** speaking, how can i helpchiuuu?"

Yes I'm the one whose father loves pushing food at her and whose mother thinks Punch has a woman's figure.


Ahhahaha! Miss Kay! This is for you!!


p.s.: socquilational because i'm sock, i love tequila and this is where i reign!!! HHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAA!