yours sincerely

Dearest Contractor Uncles,

Yes, I paint murals. No, it's not as easy/lucrative as you think. And why will my future boyfriend/husband be a lucky man? Men like pretty, fair, elegant and gentle girls. I'm a ladder/scaffolding climbing girl who's sunburnt and sweaty all day long. He might as well fall in love with you. Because I'm just like you.

Yours sincerely,
The Girl Who Paints Murals